Paris Hilton, you've been tangoed!

Maybe it's so we can see her in the dark?

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While we’re the first to admit, we’re not adverse to a bit of tan faux to give us a healthy, if not slightly orange glow, we like to think we stay on the right side of looking tangoed.

Paris Hilton on the other hand, either doesn’t mind her face looking like an ode to all oranges or thinks that a natural sun kissed look has to be chavy. 

This is her here looking like a grumpy orange.

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You’d think with all that money she’d be able to afford some decent fake tan, surely that kind of orange is exclusively reserved to supermarkets' own brands from ten years ago. (Negative experience, us?)

Here she is again waving, as if to highlight that hand to face colour contrast, thanks Paris.

Do you think Miss Hilton looks way too orange, or do you like a little (a lot of) colour? We’d be able to smell her biscuit face all the way over here if the snow wasn’t giving us blocked noses.

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