What makes the "Assi Toni?"

The contemporary Internet philosopher had his famous 5 minutes to over 4 years and if one day the "Assi Toni" speaks, we know surprisingly still who they are.

Was not the guy? Right! In an Internet video of the Assi Toni was on the couch and gave his modern "macho" Theses for the best. Is he the male version of Alice Schwarzer? No that does not fit, maybe the female version?

Nope, that does not fit well... the intelligent - Oh bullshit, we just say: The Assi Toni is the right answer to Alice Schwarzer.

Man, what is the prolosophiert so everything was on his couch! Reminds me a little of our Charlie Harper, but it has its own sitcom "Assi Toni" will not make it. After all, he has been devoted in just 4 months a review on "Arte". Honor to who honor a native, even if that comes somewhat late. Before we devote ourselves to the present, you must show its world-famous video again:



Is really so, or this is just a brilliantly thought-out parody? The cultural channel Arte has him in his hometown, "Offenbach" visits and how the Assi Toni on it today it is here:

ALF scandal: "A bunch of shit" Trevor Ochmonek aka John LaMotta tops that one!

What's going on now? Apparently, brains are in these cold holidays a couple of frozen, because otherwise you can not explain that a "video outtake" from ALF for such a huge scandal provides. He has the "N word" but not meant personally, and after over 20 years but one can almost speak of limitation.

But the Internet is sometimes a real bitch, because everything comes to light, and it simply forgets anything! Once at TMZ because even with the producers because of the "N-word" scandal, had spoken, they wanted to seek an opinion from John LaMotta yet.

The incident he was going to say anything, but to the series represents the "Trevor Ochmonek" actor is a very clear statement: "I found that the Alf series a bunch of crap ... is the worst thing I've ever done." Oh, oh, let not the time to hear Rachel Ochmonek. This statement is the real scandal for what the series is sure that he was obliged to play a proletarian? Okay somehow hangs together so well with the script, but it has forced him not to play along there. Alf is a cult, and here John LaMotta had better times held the door...

Alexis Jordan: "Sexy is done to death"

The young artist of 18 years has shown its concern by being a good role model for younger fans, through their actions and projection of his image.

Be sexy is a virtue to many. Even, sometimes, the only attribute of a person is being sexy. However, the singer Alexis Jordan thinks you should not base a race in only sensual and provocative show to the public but to highlight other important aspects and in his case, music.

"What sexy is done to death. There are many singers out there doing things very well.

But I never wanted to be one of those artists who wear provocative and flirting to camera. I have hope that I can be a good role model for girls. It really helps that working close to my family: My mother is my representative and my aunt works in the creative part of my videos. I love working next to my family. They make sure that keep both feet firmly on the ground. "

We hope you will always remain so and that time does not have to be lamenting another case of young stars are absorbed by the fame and make a long list of blunders.

Here is the video of his song "Happiness"

Farmer Wants a Wife 2010: Disconnected! For these couples, there was no happy ending ... and Verena Volker?

On Monday, the last episode of the current farmers looking for women in 2010 Season, the screens went on, everything still seemed so hyper harmonious.

The Pottschalk had a good feeling and spoke of a couple-Vermittungsquote of almost 90% , but first it is different and second as you might think. The reality, as equal number of sad!

Can you non-time for the feast of love to write something positive? Oh, we are yet softened by a thousand pages already, as I like to put a nice contrast. Farmer Wants a Wife fans should hold, however, for with the following separation, they have certainly not expected.

Volker and Verena are not together anymore! Is not that incredible? The pot Schalk has really cut off the chair, because this couple's love seemed almost to explode. It comes and goes so well from one to another. Verena what’s ?No love and in this case has really driven a strange game. However, the two are still "friends" and are in regular contact.

"Let us remain friends ..." is bad if some of these "comfort kit" really seriously. "Stop making for dummies - These rates should say never." Is there already such a guide? He must urgently be written once. In any case, had the sprightly chicken host Gerhard spend Christmas alone, because he has told how his chickens yet. However, neither did " Barbara - Take your time to make the teeth , "nor" Sigrun - I want a Babe "look on his farm.

They came, saw, went and never returned. What a sad end! Still makes me sad but the story of the farmers Harald. Who had the " RTL Narumol Version 2.0 "for his court ordered and actually really love Sun Unfortunately, this love was one-sided because, although Janet was very happy, she has without the cameras RTL not found their way back to his farm.



Something Dooley also! Surely she would love to come again, but "Hi hi hi" has not stopped worked. She came, played the naive girl who had to film and broke the Herald’s heart. For them it was only to find it enjoyable stay on the farm for him a serious attempt to love.


Yes I'm the Harald really a little sorry for me and that Janet was the beginning of the mind. Since Pottschalk is the fully biased, but I have no sympathy with the traditional shepherd lambs, for his "sharp sweeper" - the tattooed Monika - did not come again. Relationship technically, it has not worked since and after the uncharmanten Abservierung his "first" choice, he really deserves.

After all, Willy and Rosie are still happy, the same is true for Martin and Jenny, not to mention our sweet dream couple Luke and Stina. So you have the Pottschalk unlikely but still a happy ending bescherrt, because with a negative thought you shall not leave the stocks today ...

Hugh Jackman: torment instead of steel! Suffer so the eggs of Wolverine "real" (Video)

Hello Mr. Jackman, they want to have in the future enjoyment of sex? Since it is recommended in any case an appropriate protective wear, because where hard balls fly so quickly may also end up something in sameness. Jaaaull, would howl Wolverine usually only at full moon, but real, of course, he lives without the "metal" in his veins. When a Cricketer want to prove himself a catcher Hugh Jackman, while unfortunately the ball was fully in his groin.

Well maybe he has yet taken such a "jockstrap." This will, not a short-term pain only, but have retained at least until long-term damage. The last weeks in this year was really very hard for the former sexiest man alive.


First he has taken in a daring stunt in the "Oprah Winfrey" put on the nose and now you have it also swept a ball in the nuts. Since we wish to (n) but at the moment really the self-healing powers of a superhero. However, I would not like the fur of Wolverine when the time a spa day with "manicure" and "Waxing" brings behind ...

Lindsay Lohan :: Incident at Betty Ford (animation)

In the recreation of the events are seen several things that were not spoken to the media. Observe the following animated parody of what happened the day that Lindsay attacked the employee Betty Ford.

Something made me think that it was not long in order to start making jokes about the situation Lindsay Lohan and Dawn Holland staged on 12 December and that day has arrived.

The digital animation company Far East has been commissioned to reproduce the argument, adding, of course, quite hilarious passages. If you do not see the part where Lindsay trying has escape from the clinic where she is serving his rehabilitation process Great fun.

What is not fun attitude is true of the actress from "Mean Girls." This aggression could run time of six months imprisonment, and no longer leave the clinic early January as planned. Anyway, enjoy the video.

Vanessa Hudgens: Christmas Shopping Latest

Many people wait until the last minute to go shopping for gifts for Christmas. celebrities are no strangers to this practice.

The list of gifts from Christmas that we have to buy is sometimes long, sometimes we do not know what to give and so we wait until the end so that we can think of something.

Although, admittedly, it’s also true that for some strange reason we enjoy buying things at the last minute. I do not know which of these three reasons have been led to Vanessa Hudgens to go for Christmas presents but just yesterday I saw the actress in a mall in an attitude that many of us probably share.

She went to Barney's New York store in Beverly Hills to get the last present of his list. State Will Zac Efron her former partner, interfered in this list? It is not known. Although it would be strange, because according to what is said, both have been seen together again in recent days.

Anyway. Here are the photos of the beautiful Vanessa shop. Do you already finish your shopping? Hurry, they have little time.

Taylor Momsen is no model & more Scots are not English - "Buhhh-Video"

Buhhhh! always a reason to boo Taylor Momsen It says the Pottschalk but this time she has taken it really deserves Sun The united British kingdom consists of "England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland" and this I know because I've been watching at that time well in English classes.

However, Taylor Momsen indeed far more important things to do than pay attention in school because she is doing”training" as a cool rocker bride.

A few geography Kenntnissse there can not hurt but what can I say? Were mainly the straps and sit as the good Taylor her concert audience in Glasgow with an 8.15 einheizen saying it has entered into mega-blunders "! You are the coolest crowd in England" Unfortunately, however, lies in Glasgow Scotland and since you're most proud of his heritage here.

It may not if one is called "English". Hysterical cries and screams "We are here in Scotland!" That's why even a few boos were first on stage-it has probably not really noticed Momsen Taylor but at least she has apologized the next day on Twitter at:

"Glasgow, I love you, and now I tour through Scotland (ha-ha, sorry for the little mistake)."

Well, the true fans will forgive her the most, but her modeling agency IMG "is there something seemingly irreconcilable and have their contract terminated. They have evolved in different directions and wish her well for the future good. Ohhhh now must Pottschalk poor Taylor really time to console...

Lindsay Lohan and Betty Ford dismissed employee assaulted

The person, who had a discussion with Lindsay Lohan and even came to be attacked by it, has been dismissed from the Clinic Betty Ford for bringing the case to the media.

For all we learn of the new scandal starred Lindsay Lohan Had to rely on the information provided by a source. That is the source was none other than Dawn Holland The employee of the clinic that Lindsay physically assaulted.

However, the information was not obtained so regular But Holland sought to capitalize on what he knew in exchange for money. He decided to sell to TMZ some privileged documents and an interview.

How much did you receive? You do not have an exact figure, but the very Holland admitted that it was an amount ranging between 10.000 and 15.000 U.S. dollars.

This behavior has been deemed unsuitable by the heads of Betty Fordland as a first step have dismissed Dawn Holland for having "violated the rules of strict patient confidentiality, as well as private documents are made public.

What happens next? A trial is not completely ruled out, but surely all this trouble will bring more tail than previously thought.

Suri Cruise: Do I have a 4 years for child always wear yet?

A real princess is just only if it can not be avoided and the Suri Cruise spoiled by their parents is very good is not new. But why the child is not allowed to simply walk again? With its 4 years, they can at least stand on its own motion technology.

However, should the Pottschalk not upset too artificial, because at least the Small, protected from the paparazzi flashes. It will also no later than 2 years her dad Tom Cruise in already determined by a head of project and it is really hard with the stretchers.

Much corpse Suri returned the favor later times and with her dad through the area?

On the nose it should their parents too so suffice rumtanzen and I do not mean the paid dance lessons, but they all get nearly what she wants. After all, wants to Suri Cruise a little financial responsibility to teach well and has her why even a credit card given. Can you believe that? As amazing as the outfit that Katie Holmes wore a luxurious birthday dinner - the best jogging suit!

Well congratulations on the pot say Schalk. No later than next year due to expire so the "Marriage Contract" between the two and then Katie is once again a free woman...

Taylor Momsen: No more link IMG

The famous model agency IMG has announced that they no longer represent the controversial actress of “Gossip Girl "because of the attitudes that she has shown lately.

IMG is a world-famous modeling agency, with which Taylor Momsen has signed a contract three years ago to represent it. But that relationship has ended. Is that the heads of IMG, the behavior of Taylor in recent months has been too controversial and therefore, has decided not to go more with the actress.

No one knows the exact reasons for the break but it seems that one of the behavior "bizarre" the actress that IMG has taken into account in making that decision, has been the one that occurred in October this year, when Taylor , in a presentation live in New York, photographed her bare breasts.

Who will replace Taylor Momsen? Although not necessarily a replacement, the agency has decided to hire the actress Dakota Fanning. The completely radically change.

Josh and Zac Farro Paramore leave

The famous band ' Paramore 'is no longer complete, it happens that the brothers Josh (guitar) and Zac Farro (drums) have decided to leave the band and now the singer Hayley Williams is out with Jeremy Davis and guitarist Taylor York.

Apparently Josh and Zac want something I feel really happy and are in search, the band will support them but they too will continue. It's official, the brothers have left the band and transmit a statement on the official blog of the band, and here it is:

"In the past 6 years, our band has gone through some of the Experiences more intense and amazing in Our Lives. No one can of These Things Have Been Without trial. We Have Worked Hard to Get Where We Are and The Fact That You Are all still here with us says something about You That Will Never Be Able to really understand. With us Through Thick and Thin and We are very grateful.

A couple of months ago, Josh and Zac did we know That They Would Withdraw from the band after our show in Orlando on Sunday. None of us really surprised. DURING the last year not has seemed as if they would be here. Josh and Zac want to do Something That Makes Them That Is happy and if not here with us, then we support them to find happiness elsewhere. But never leave it all behind. I really hope it Can Be Encouraged by The Fact That Are Still three of us here ready to take on a new chapter in Our Journey together. You Have Always Been What keep us Why Should we stop now? We have a passion and a clear unified vision That Makes Us Feel Stronger than ever.

The "blog" That Was published with Respect to Everything That Is Happening with Our band was a forgery. We're not sure who did it or why ... And we're not sure how to waste time this way. This is the first time we've Talk about what is happening and We Have Not released an official statement so important through to personal blog. So, sorry for the confusion and just to be clear, this is the first time we've talked about this.

We Have Some Amazing Things lined up for next year from our tour in South America. The tour is still pending and can not waits to see everyone.

If we look back, and now look confidently towards the future in all this That Really Matters is the good times. Thanks for being here right now. We hope our best moments.

With love,
Hayley, Jeremy and Taylor

Paris Hilton: "I like having fun and living life"

Paris Hilton 20minutes talked a little about it, the bikes, how passionate he is and what people think of her, Paris says she has not really know it and so exaggerate things.

"Somehow connects with you? (Motor racing)

Connects fine with me (laughs). Of course, the world of motor means passion and I am very passionate!

Do you think it's a sexist world?

I think not, at least I have not noticed.

If you were born again reincarnated on a bike, what model would it be?

A pink scooter! (Laughs). It is my color!

What would you say to those who are branded as posh and silly girl?

I do not bother to answer, why? If I do not understand, I do not

What would for mount Motorcycle?

Something that is sexy and comfortable. You can be sexy and be comfortable, do not you think?

How would you describe yourself?

I like the glamorous, fun, fun and live life

Have you ever thought to put aside all the glamor and holidays and retirement, for example, the India?

I do not think it does, but you never know. Just below, when older, but not now!

That was part of the interview with 20minutes to Paris. What do you think?

Billy Bob: "Angelina is very smart and creative"

The former husband of Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob, Has said he maintains a close relationship with the actress, as well as highlighting many qualities of the protagonist of "The Tourist."

I do not know if the entire world can be ex as well as Angelina and Billy. It is sometimes very difficult to return to be a friend of your ex, but I think it more depends on how well or badly we've behaved for the duration of the relationship. In the words of Billy guess that they did so well while they were together, that even when they are not still good friends.

"We always talked, and I think she is doing something very good about the direction of its own film, a fact that makes me proud. I always thought she should do that, write and direct. She is really smart and very creative, and I think will do a great job. "

Work Angelina, Which Billy mention is that the actress is in Hungary.

With that said, I can only add that Angelina ex-husband has become a "fan love." Or not?

Natalie Portman jealous of Mila Kunis

According to one source, the leading actress of " The black swan "would be a little uncomfortable with the attention that has gained another actress in the film , although secondary , Mila Kunis , within the critical.

Jealousies between colleagues will always exist, though many deny it. It is normal for me to be jealous of someone who would do better than us. The problem begins when we do not handle this jealousy and we seek to bring down the other person. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are actresses in the film " The Black Swan . " Natalie is the star, and as such it was expected great role to take her to be highly regarded among critics.

And in fact, has been, though not reached the dimensions Mila , who would even be voceada to win the Oscar next year, in the category of "Best Supporting Actress."

" Natalie was very confident in their performance in this film, but it is clear that she did not expect Mila generates such a topic of conversation in the Oscar , "said the source, but then adds:" Natalie knows that the category of 'Best Actress' is much more competitive, and that of 'Actress' is usually directed at a person unexpectedly, like Mila . "

Anyway. I think the jealousy he feels Natalie not fall squarely into the category of normal, but I hope they are not strong enough to trigger a fight between them. Each can earn an Oscar if you intend at any time. If this is not the time for Natalie , and will, do not worry.

Lindsay Lohan threatened to Betty Ford

According to some sources at the clinic where the actress has been following the process of rehabilitation, she has been getting messages and calls from a menacing stalker.

The problems Lindsay Lohan 's still up in unexpected places. This time, as they have some people, the actress from "Mean Girls" has been being bullied by a stalker who sends text messages and calls to hurl threats to her and her family. Naturally, Lindsay , as anyone, has scared a lot and now has been moved to a safe, private place on the premises, because even among the many things that the bully has said, has been to know where exactly and always watching.

Poor Lindsay . If there are problems with drugs, alcohol or the press, are the bullies . Is it that you are prevented from living quiet this girl? You may have done whatever, but be intimidated in this way do not wish it on anyone. It must be terrifying.

Vitoria Justice: "Pink, Britney and Madonna affect me"

The actress from the series Victorious (who is also a singer), Victoria Justice, shares with us about the influence music has, the great singers he admires and always listens to his music.

Victoria asked about his influences, musical, to which she replied: "It's hard to tell because I am inspired by all kinds of music. It is difficult to identify a single artist, but I'll try to name a few: Pink, Sara Bareilles, Britney Spears, Madonna , Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen. " " I love the music of Motown, Hall and Oates, Carly Simon, Billy Joel, The Jackson 5, Karen Carpenter, The Beatles . "

"I could go on and on. That's very difficult to answer this question. I listened to all these artists since I was little, so that they all have influenced me one way or another, "he added .

Victoria also commented on his songs: "I will say that a lot of songs I've written are my own personal experience, are special to me. One can only hope that people like”

Lindsay Lohan is angry with Gwyneth Paltrow

It seems that things are not going at all well between Lindsay Lohan and Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth returns Glee as a substitute teacher, before he had taken that role and has apparently been successful but Lindsay is upset with her because the actress in his role as he joked about Lilo.

What happened? Paltrow said some things (in his role as substitute teacher) that apparently offended Lilo: “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy Is not it, how many times Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab? "

It happens that Lindsay has been the chapter and now is upset: "Lindsay is so upset Gwyneth " "She called me and was upset and said, 'Why do you have to do that?" Said Lohan's mother, Dina, for Radar online.

“Gwyneth went overboard and was not necessary. Lindsay thought was a friend and was disappointed ... It is painful and not fun... “Dina added.

Surely if anyone else would not problems but has been regarded lilo Gwyneth and her friend, we can understand it is their job but that does not make you feel offended. What do you think?

Miley Cyrus condemned by anti-drug activists

Miley Cyrus is in the midst of a storm, but it does not seem to upset her so much. Read a psychedelic sage smoke from a bong, just the star of age is the subject of strong criticism by various anti-drug associations as well as by her father Billy Ray.

In the international gossip sites are not talking about anything but the latest scandal of the beautiful Miley, not just a bad example for fans and teenagers, but also case studies from some psychologists who insist that a theory have argued on other occasions: Cyrus does this to attract the attention of parents.

But is not everything, in fact, the singer is over in the crosshairs of anti-drug activists , who have strongly criticized after seeing the now famous video that depicts her smoking a hallucinogenic drug. The president of a Californian, for example, reiterated several times how he tried to ban salvia in the psychedelic state. Here's what Anthony Adams said:

You do incredibly silly things under the influence of salvia. Miley is a star and the boys are going to emulate his behavior. It's time for state and federal governments renew their push toward a total ban of this substance.

The sage used in this way, then, is a drug in effect, despite not yet been declared illegal. Miley, however, does not seem aware of the seriousness of his act: being unaware of the storm , or simply liege to duty and true professional, she presented herself as if nothing had happened to the evidence of "So Undercover" just after the movie spread .

We'll just go in some photos taken in Madrid recently, when she sparked some controversy because it found to be drinking alcohol.

Jennifer Lopez is the new face of L'Oreal

Do you use L’Oreal Paris?, But I do not always see their commercials on TV and now the cosmetics company will image nothing more and nothing less than the beloved actress and singer Marc Anthony's wife, Jennifer Lopez.

It is thought that by January 25 next year will launch the online campaign Feria Color, Which is natural dyes in shades of hair and that we will see Jennifer Lopez with Milla Jovovich, who also remains image brand.

Moving on, Jennifer is on jury American Idol and I know that many times the jury dislike the contestants and asked if she is poor and honest with the participants, then Jennifer says she does not like being mean to people because they do not like to be wrong with it but always have to be honest.

By the way, apparently the singer has been well received for his participation in American Idol.