Snooki wants a baby!

Och no! The woman can not even take care of themselves, nor would I the Jersey Shore "Trulla any living trust." times can someone please rescue this poor dog? Snooki wants a baby that is! Please, the will, can and would like the Pottschalk not prohibit it as well. Finally, they must also have the right man to find, but worth it as their main wage as a TV horror at an American Ballermann-mile, which should actually not be that difficult.

The direct "mating" of both men Snooki seems to deter some but a few brave media and horny guys have finally found it. Finally, she has during her time at the "Jersey Shore" has enjoyed not only participated in cucumbers. could Yes Snooki a real "Pickles" is fan and cucumber passion is so extreme that one might almost have the following: "The bears but already NEN bun in the oven!" Fortunately, she wants to be so little time, but when The right-proletarian king was found, they would prefer to bring four offspring into the world ...

Stephanie Pratt 'Could Fit In' With 'Jersey Shore'

Earlier this month that the world bid a fond farewell to "The Hills." But before the cast rode off into reality-TV history, they passed on some advice to the "Jersey Shore" cast, who are set to kick off their second season tonight. And like her co-stars, "Hills" gal Stephanie Pratt was such a fan she told us she'd love to "fit in" with the "Shore" gang.

When we caught up with Stephanie Pratt recently, she gushed, "We met them! Lo and I met them at the MTV Movie Awards and Pauly D was definitely the nicest. [Snooki's] little too. She's really tiny!

"I used to watch it at Lo's house," Pratt revealed of her "JS" viewing habits. "I would go over to Lo's and if nothing was on, we'd go over to the TiVo, so I saw most of the episodes at her house and I really enjoyed it."

For Pratt, the show was an education in the ways of East Coasters. "I'm such a West Coast person, I didn't even know what lacrosse was," she said. "I'm just so clueless about the East Coast so Jersey's just like a whole other world to me."

So what were her biggest lessons?

"I realized there's no place like Jersey and they love long nails, fake tans and the gym and teasing their hair. I feel like I could do it," she added. "I really like big hair also! I think I could fit in there for a couple days!" 

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MTV Boxing Match: Heidi Montag vs Snooki?

Just as Heidi Montag's show "The Hills" wraps up for good and Snooki's second season of "Jersey Shore" is set to debut on July 29, the two ladies have gotten themselves into a bit of a feud. Snooki sat down with Perez Hilton for a chat and made some disparaging comments about Heidi.

"I will punch her in the face because I don't like her," Snooki told Hilton when asked if Heidi should join her show. "She had too many surgeries. She looks like an alien and guidettes don't look like aliens, just saying."

Snooki was then asked if Heidi had said anything in the past to prompt such a reaction. She explained, "I don't know [if she said anything about me]. I don't research Heidi because she's nothing to me."

Heidi caught wind of Snooki's feelings about her, thanks to a tweet or two from Perez Hilton, and reacted to the news. "@PerezHilton for a girl who was punched in the face I would think she of all people would know that is not a funny thing to joke about," she wrote.

"@PerezHilton You have also been punched so I would think you would understand that is crossing the line and I don't think that is funny." 

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Teen Choice Award Nominees

Although she hasn't been on the show this season, former "Hills" star Lauren Conrad will face off against current "Hills" star Kristin Cavallari for Choice TV: Female Reality/Variety Star. 

Their competition includes "Jersey Shore" star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, whose co-stars Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio are up for Choice TV: Male Reality/Variety Star against "Hills" star Brody Jenner. 

Katy Perry will host the awards show, which airs August 9.

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Whose Has The Best TV Hair? Lo VS Snooki

Prompted by Bret Michaels' April Fool's Day spoof (he pretended to be Pantene’s newest spokesperson), Pantene is searching for the first Reality Hair Star!

"The Hills"'s Lo Bosworth (above) and "Jersey Shore"'s Snooki (below) have submitted their entries! Hear them explain why they deserve to be Pantene's newest Reality Hair Star, then vote and tell us who you think should win the race.

Who would you pick as the winner?
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Lauren "Lo" Bosworth


View Results

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Just to clarify, both Lo and Snooki are ineligible participants in the Pantene Reality Hair Star competion, since they both are already on a reality television show. They have created videos for promotional purposes only.

Snooki and Angelina headed to the beach this afternoon for some sunbathing!